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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 752212" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Due to a </strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #366388"><span style="color: #366388"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>power outage</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>, only one paramedic responded to the call.</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Connor began to cry.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Kathleen quickly responded, </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his arse again!" </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 752212, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Due to a [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#366388][COLOR=#366388][FONT=Arial][B]power outage[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B], only one paramedic responded to the call.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Connor began to cry.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Kathleen quickly responded, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his arse again!" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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