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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 752532" data-attributes="member: 1246">Why are men like lawn mowers? If you&#039;re not pushing one around, then you&#039;re riding it.How is an ex-husband like an inflamed Appendix? It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn&#039;t need it anyway.What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don&#039;t fit right in the crotch!How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?!How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 752532, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why are men like lawn mowers? If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. How is an ex-husband like an inflamed Appendix? It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn't need it anyway. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch! How do we know men invented maps? Who else would make an inch into a mile?! How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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