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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 752891" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Strange Business One-Liners......... </p><p></p><p></p><p>A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. </p><p></p><p>A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle </p><p></p><p>A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. </p><p></p><p>A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. </p><p></p><p>A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban </p><p></p><p>A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home. </p><p></p><p>A crisis is when you cannot say "Let's just forget the whole thing." </p><p></p><p>A donkey is a horse designed by a study team. </p><p></p><p>A fool and his money are soon elected. </p><p></p><p>A good scapegoat is hard to find. </p><p></p><p>A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem. </p><p></p><p>A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. </p><p></p><p>A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. </p><p></p><p>A little ignorance can go a long way. </p><p></p><p>A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. </p><p></p><p>A penny saved has not been spent. </p><p></p><p>The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. - Albert Einstein </p><p></p><p>A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 752891, member: 1246"] Strange Business One-Liners......... A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home. A crisis is when you cannot say "Let's just forget the whole thing." A donkey is a horse designed by a study team. A fool and his money are soon elected. A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem. A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. A little ignorance can go a long way. A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A penny saved has not been spent. The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. - Albert Einstein A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason. [/QUOTE]
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