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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 753913" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Holy Humor....</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I have good news and bad news. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">While driving in Pennsylvania</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humour, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">Caution: Do not step in exhaust."</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, </span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040">========</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #FF8040"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 753913, member: 1246"] Holy Humor.... [COLOR=#FF8040][B][COLOR=#000040][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]======== There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets." ======== While driving in Pennsylvania[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000040], a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humour, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust." ======== A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... " ======== [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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