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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 754085" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">THINGS A HUSBAND SHOULD NOT SAY DURING CHILDBIRTH..........</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I hope you'r ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Stop your swearing and just breathe.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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