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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 754744" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Outdoor Barbecuing, the only type of cooking a "real" man will do:</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. The woman goes to the store.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. The man places the meat on the grill.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. The guests congratulate the man for his excellent cooking and he takes a bow. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 754744, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Outdoor Barbecuing, the only type of cooking a "real" man will do:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. The woman goes to the store.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. The man places the meat on the grill.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. The guests congratulate the man for his excellent cooking and he takes a bow. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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