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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 755327" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">3. You have more wives than teeth.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">11. Your cousin is president of the United States</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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