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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 758211" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><em><strong><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Medical distinction between Guts and Balls</span></span></u></strong></em></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Medically, speaking there is no difference in the</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">outcome.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Both result in <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">death</span></strong>.</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 758211, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][I][B][U][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Medical distinction between Guts and Balls[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][/I][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Medically, speaking there is no difference in the[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]outcome.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Both result in [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]death[/FONT][/B].[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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