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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 758919" data-attributes="member: 1246">Beggars.....&nbsp;Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.&nbsp;Carlos begs the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.&nbsp;Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a Mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.&nbsp;&quot;Hey, amigo,&quot; Carlos says to Jose, &quot;I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?&quot;&nbsp;Jose says, &quot;Look at your sign, what does it say?&quot; Carlos&#039; sign reads: &quot;I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;What&#039;s wrong with that?&quot; Carlos asks him.&nbsp;Jose says&quot;No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!&quot;&nbsp;Carlos says, &quot;Alright, so what does your sign say?&quot;&nbsp;Jose&#039;s sign reads: &quot;I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 758919, member: 1246"] Beggars..... [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Carlos begs the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a Mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Jose says"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico."[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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