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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 762165" data-attributes="member: 1246">ABOUT CANADA ..........I don't even know what street Canada is on. ~ Al CaponeUntil I came to Canada I never knew 'snow' was a four letter word. ~ Alberto ManguelIt's going to be a great country when they finish unpacking it. ~ Andrew H. MalcomCanada has never been a melting-pot; more like a tossed salad. ~ Arnold Edinborough Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet’s ghost might have walked. ~ Charlie Chaplin (My Autobiography) Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers. ~ Dave Barry (Dave Barry Talks Back) There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars. ~ Dave Barry (Only Travel Guide you'll ever need) Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. ~ Drew Carey (Whose line is it anyway)The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. ~ June CallwoodIt seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. ~ Kevin Myers (The Daily Telegraph, London) Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. ~ Pierre E. Trudeau Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. ~ Richard BennerWhen I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" ~ Steven WrightCanada's national bird is the grouse. ~ Stuart KeateCanada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. ~ Tommy Douglas</blockquote>

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