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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 762756" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>welfare dogs..........</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This morning I went to sign my four dogs up for welfare.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">My dogs get their first checks Friday. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 762756, member: 1246"] welfare dogs.......... [FONT=Times New Roman]This morning I went to sign my four dogs up for welfare.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]My dogs get their first checks Friday. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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