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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 768118" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423">Arizona Sheriff Entrance Exam:</span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423">A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423">The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423">Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423">"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #632423"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #632423">"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"</span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 768118, member: 1246"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#632423]Arizona Sheriff Entrance Exam:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#632423][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#632423]A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423]The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423]Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423]"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#632423]"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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