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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 770095" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">DICTIONARY OF PROJECT TERMS:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Major Technological Breakthrough---"Back to the drawing board."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Developed after years of intensive research---"It was discovered by accident."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties---"We are working on something else."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The designs are well within allowable limits---"We just made it, stretching a point or two."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Customer satisfaction is believed assured---"We are so far behind schedule that the customer was happy to get anything at all from us."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Close project coordination---"We should have asked someone else."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The design will be finalized in the next reporting period---"We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A number of different approaches are being tried---"We don't know where we're going, but we're moving."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Test results were extremely gratifying---"It works, and are we surprised!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem---"We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive---"The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The entire concept will have to be abandoned---"The only guy who understood the thing quit."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties ---"We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 770095, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]DICTIONARY OF PROJECT TERMS: Major Technological Breakthrough---"Back to the drawing board." Developed after years of intensive research---"It was discovered by accident." Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties---"We are working on something else." The designs are well within allowable limits---"We just made it, stretching a point or two." Customer satisfaction is believed assured---"We are so far behind schedule that the customer was happy to get anything at all from us." Close project coordination---"We should have asked someone else." The design will be finalized in the next reporting period---"We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something." A number of different approaches are being tried---"We don't know where we're going, but we're moving." Test results were extremely gratifying---"It works, and are we surprised!" Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem---"We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a while." Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive---"The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch." The entire concept will have to be abandoned---"The only guy who understood the thing quit." Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties ---"We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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