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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 770709" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #3f8080"><span style="color: #3f8080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Perks of reaching</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #3f8080"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #3f8080">50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Kidnappers are not very interested in you.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>In a</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>hostage situation you are likely to be released first.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>No</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>one expects you to run--anywhere.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>People</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>There</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>is nothing left to learn the hard way.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Things you buy now won't wear out.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>can eat supper at 4 PM.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You can live without sex but not your glasses.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>get into heated arguments about pension plans.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You sing along with elevator music.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Your</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>eyes won't get much worse.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Your</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy">service.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">either.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Your</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>You can't remember who sent you this list.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>And you notice</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy">these are all in Big Print for your convenience.</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 770709, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#3f8080][COLOR=#3f8080][FONT=Arial][B]Perks of reaching[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B][COLOR=#3f8080][B][SIZE=6][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#3f8080]50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Kidnappers are not very interested in you.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]In a[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]hostage situation you are likely to be released first.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]No[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]one expects you to run--anywhere.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]People[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]There[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]is nothing left to learn the hard way.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Things you buy now won't wear out.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]You[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]can eat supper at 4 PM.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]You can live without sex but not your glasses.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]You[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]get into heated arguments about pension plans.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]You[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]You[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]You sing along with elevator music.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Your[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]eyes won't get much worse.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Your[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B][COLOR=navy][B][SIZE=6][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy]service.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B][COLOR=black][B][SIZE=6][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]either.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]Your[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]You can't remember who sent you this list.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]And you notice[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial] [B][COLOR=navy][B][SIZE=6][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy]these are all in Big Print for your convenience.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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