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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 773756" data-attributes="member: 5402">Re: Heard any good ones?A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic&nbsp; garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in&nbsp; awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.&nbsp; Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, &quot;Ma&#039;am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.&quot; &quot;Oh, really? Darn it!&quot; said the little old lady. &quot;I&#039;d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..&quot; &quot;Well, now, not so fast,&quot; said the cop. &quot;Where did you get all that money? You didn&#039;t steal it, did you?&quot; &quot;Oh, no, no&quot;, said the old lady. &quot;You see, my back yard is right&nbsp; next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans&nbsp; come and urinate through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower&nbsp; garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.&nbsp; Then I thought, &#039;why not make the best of it?&#039; So, now, on game&nbsp; days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my&nbsp; hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I&nbsp; surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, &#039;O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or&nbsp; off it comes.&#039; &quot;Well, that seems only fair,&quot; said the cop, laughing. &quot;OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what&#039;s in the other bag?&quot; &quot;Well, you know&quot;, said the little old lady, &quot;not everybody pays.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 773756, member: 5402"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] [COLOR=darkred][B]A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." [/B][B] "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and [/B][B] see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that [/B][B] money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and urinate through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. [/B][B] Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" [/B][B] "Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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