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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 779497" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: blue"><strong>T</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>HE OLDER CROWD</strong></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">A distraught senior citizen </span></span></span><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Phoned her doctor's office.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">'Is it true,' she wanted to know, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">'that the medication</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">You prescribed has to be taken</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">For the rest of my life?'</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">There was a moment of silence</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Before the senior lady replied,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">I'm wondering, then,</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Just how serious is my condition</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">Because this prescription is marked</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">'NO REFILLS'.'</span></span></span><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0">***********************</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #c10000"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">An older gentleman was </span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">On the operating table</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Awaiting surgery</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">And he insisted that his son,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">A renowned surgeon,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Perform the operation.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">As he was about to get the anesthesia,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">He asked to speak to his son</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">'Yes, Dad, what is it? '</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">'Don't be nervous, son;</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Do your best</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">And just remember,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">If it doesn't go well,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">If something happens to me,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Your mother</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Is going to come and</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #c10000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #c10000">Live with you and your wife....'</span></span></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000a0">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></span></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="color: #c10000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #c10000"></span><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">Aging:</span></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #8000ff"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">Eventually you will reach a point </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">When you stop lying about your age</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">And start bragging about it..</span></span><span style="color: #0000a0"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0">---------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #c10000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #c10000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 779497, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=blue][B]T[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]HE OLDER CROWD[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]A distraught senior citizen [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000a0] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]Phoned her doctor's office.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]'Is it true,' she wanted to know, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]'that the medication[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]You prescribed has to be taken[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]For the rest of my life?'[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]There was a moment of silence[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]Before the senior lady replied,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]I'm wondering, then,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]Just how serious is my condition[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]Because this prescription is marked[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]'NO REFILLS'.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000a0] [COLOR=#0000a0]***********************[/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=#c10000] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]An older gentleman was [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]On the operating table[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Awaiting surgery[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]And he insisted that his son,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]A renowned surgeon,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Perform the operation.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]As he was about to get the anesthesia,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]He asked to speak to his son[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]'Yes, Dad, what is it? '[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]'Don't be nervous, son;[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Do your best[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]And just remember,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]If it doesn't go well,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]If something happens to me,[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Your mother[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Is going to come and[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#c10000]Live with you and your wife....'[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#0000a0] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000a0]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=#c10000][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=#c10000] [/COLOR][COLOR=#8000ff] [CENTER][COLOR=#8000ff]Aging:[/COLOR][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][COLOR=#8000ff] [COLOR=#8000ff]Eventually you will reach a point [/COLOR] [COLOR=#8000ff]When you stop lying about your age[/COLOR] [COLOR=#8000ff]And start bragging about it..[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000a0] [COLOR=#0000a0]---------------------------------[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#c10000][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=#c10000] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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