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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 779889" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080">Long ago </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080">When men cursed</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080">And beat the ground with sticks,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080">It was called witchcraft...</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080">Today, it's called golf.</span></span></span></strong> <span style="color: #0000A0"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000A0"><strong>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0000A0"><strong>Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart w</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">hen they collide.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">The first old guy says to the second guy, </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">And I guess I wasn't paying attention</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0"> To where I was going. The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">I'm looking for my wife, too...'</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">The first old guy says, 'Well, </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">Maybe I can help you find her..</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">What does she look like?'</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">' The second old guy says, </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">With red hair,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">Blue eyes,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">Long legs,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">And is wearing short shorts.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">What does your wife look like?'</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">--- let's look for yours.'</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #0000A0"><span style="color: #0000A0">*********************</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #C10000"><span style="color: #C10000"><strong> </strong></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #C10000"><span style="color: #C10000"><strong></strong></span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: #FF0080"><span style="color: #FF0080"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #FF0080"><span style="color: #FF0080"><strong><em>Lord, </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #FF0080"><span style="color: #FF0080"><strong><em>Keep Your arm around my shoulder,</em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #FF0080"><span style="color: #FF0080"><strong><em>And, Your hand over my mouth!</em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 779889, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0080]Long ago When men cursed And beat the ground with sticks, It was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=#C10000][B] [/B][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000A0][B] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#0000A0][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0000A0][B]Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart w[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]hen they collide.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#0000A0][COLOR=#0000A0][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000A0][COLOR=#0000A0]The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, And I guess I wasn't paying attention To where I was going. The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...' I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate' The first old guy says, 'Well, Maybe I can help you find her.. What does she look like?' ' The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, With red hair, Blue eyes, Long legs, And is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?' To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.' *********************[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#C10000][COLOR=#C10000][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][I][COLOR=#FF0080][COLOR=#FF0080][B][I] Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, And, Your hand over my mouth![/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/I][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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