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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 784227" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 784227, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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