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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 786703" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Girl Lodger......</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... </strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.... </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Next Monday, don't go to darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.." </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Do you shave?" </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department; very generously indeed. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">Then the girl went to bed and the husband came in; the wife asked: </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Did you see it?" </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't"...</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 786703, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Girl Lodger......[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire....... [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Next Monday, don't go to darts. Wait in the back garden and I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Do you shave?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department; very generously indeed. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]Then the girl went to bed and the husband came in; the wife asked: [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Did you see it?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't"...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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