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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 787737" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Old Computer Terms................</p><p></p><p>BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's computer cost quite a bit."</p><p></p><p>BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.</p><p></p><p>BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.</p><p></p><p>CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.</p><p></p><p>COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.</p><p></p><p>CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#% computer!"</p><p></p><p>DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seventeen hours at a clip.</p><p></p><p>DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.</p><p></p><p>ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to "just look."</p><p></p><p>EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 787737, member: 1246"] Old Computer Terms................ BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's computer cost quite a bit." BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills. BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list. CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals. COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying. CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in "You $#% computer!" DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seventeen hours at a clip. DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer. ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to "just look." EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals [/QUOTE]
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