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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 788179" data-attributes="member: 1246">NATURAL LAWS........&nbsp;&quot;The Law of Volunteering&quot;: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.&nbsp;&quot;The Law of Avoiding Oversell&quot;: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.&nbsp;&quot;The Law of Reality&quot;: Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.&nbsp;&quot;The Law of Self Sacrifice&quot;: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.&nbsp;&quot;Barnes&#039; Law&quot;: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn&#039;t have to do it himself.&nbsp;&quot;Law of Probable Dispersal&quot;: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.&nbsp;&quot;Law of Volunteer Labor&quot;: People are always available for work in the past tense.&nbsp;&quot;Conway&#039;s Law&quot;: In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.&nbsp;&quot;Law of Cybernetic Entomology&quot;: There is always one more bug.&nbsp;&quot;Heller&#039;s Law&quot;: The first myth of management is that it exists.&nbsp;&quot;Osborne&#039;s Law&quot;: Variables won&#039;t; constants aren&#039;t.&nbsp;&quot;Main&#039;s Law&quot;: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.&nbsp;&quot;Berg&#039;s Second Law&quot;: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 788179, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]NATURAL LAWS........[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The Law of Volunteering": If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The Law of Avoiding Oversell": When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The Law of Reality": Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The Law of Self Sacrifice": When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Barnes' Law": Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Law of Probable Dispersal": Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Law of Volunteer Labor": People are always available for work in the past tense.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Conway's Law": In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Law of Cybernetic Entomology": There is always one more bug.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Heller's Law": The first myth of management is that it exists.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Osborne's Law": Variables won't; constants aren't.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Main's Law": For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Berg's Second Law": If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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