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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 788915" data-attributes="member: 1246">Better Be Careful!&nbsp;These are actual warnings given on various products: &nbsp;1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. &nbsp;2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. &nbsp;3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. &nbsp;4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. &nbsp;5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. &nbsp;6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) &nbsp;7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END. &nbsp;8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? &nbsp;9. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. &nbsp;10. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. &nbsp;11. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. &nbsp;12. On Tesco&#039;s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. &nbsp;13. On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. &nbsp;14. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. &nbsp;15. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 788915, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Better Be Careful![/SIZE][/FONT][/B] These are actual warnings given on various products: 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END. 8. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 9. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 10. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 11. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. 12. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. 13. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 14. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. 15. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. [/QUOTE]

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