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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 789925" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">CHRISMAS CAROLS AS INTERPRETED BY KIDS...............</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols/Songs; here are some of the humorous lines she received:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">1. Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">2. De three kings of porridge and tar</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">3. On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">4. Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">5. He's makin a list, chicken and rice.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">6. Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">7. With the jelly toast proclaim</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">8. Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">9. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10. Sleep in heavenly peas</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">11. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">12. You'll go down in Listerine</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">13, Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">14. O come, froggy faithful </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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