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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 790652" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp . . .</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want to borrow the car, press 3 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you want to come to eat here, press 8 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you need money, dial 9 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 790652, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Century Gothic]GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE[/FONT][/B][FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT][/CENTER] Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp . . . [FONT=Century Gothic] If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6 If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7 If you want to come to eat here, press 8 If you need money, dial 9 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening!"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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