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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 792231" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE...</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -- Andrew, Age 9</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -- Rocky, Age 9</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -- Stephanie, Age 8</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- Rosemary, Age 7</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -- Carrol, Age 9</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Never bug a pregnant mom. -- Nicholas, Age 11</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't ever be too full for dessert. -- Kelly, Age 10</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -- Heather, Age 16</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -- Michael, Age 14</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel, Age 12 </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 792231, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE...[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -- Andrew, Age 9[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -- Rocky, Age 9[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -- Stephanie, Age 8[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- Rosemary, Age 7[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -- Carrol, Age 9[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Never bug a pregnant mom. -- Nicholas, Age 11[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Don't ever be too full for dessert. -- Kelly, Age 10[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -- Heather, Age 16[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -- Michael, Age 14[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel, Age 12 [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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