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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 792477" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">  </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">her.    </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">  </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">   </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.  The angry woman </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">demanded, "What took you so long?"   He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service , </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and the Bureau of  Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down." </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">  </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">GOD BLESS  AMERICA !  </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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