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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 793909" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>SEVEN AGES OF THE MARRIED COLD</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>1st year</strong>--The husband says, "Oh, sweetie pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that's been going around. I'm going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I'm going to bring you some takeout from Tosini's. I've already arranged it with the head nurse."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>2nd year</strong>--"Listen, honey, I don't like the sound of that cough. I called the doc and he's going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don't you just go on to bed and get the rest you need?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>3rd year</strong>--"Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest. I'll bring you something--do we have any canned soup around here?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>4th year</strong>--"No sense wearing yourself out when you're under the weather. When you finish those dishes and the kids' baths and get them to bed, you ought to go to bed yourself!" (my personal favorite)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>5th year</strong>--"Why don't you take a couple aspirin?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>6th year</strong>--"You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>7th year</strong>--"For Pete's sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You'd better pick up some tissues while you're at the store."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 793909, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]SEVEN AGES OF THE MARRIED COLD[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]1st year[/B]--The husband says, "Oh, sweetie pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that's been going around. I'm going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I'm going to bring you some takeout from Tosini's. I've already arranged it with the head nurse."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]2nd year[/B]--"Listen, honey, I don't like the sound of that cough. I called the doc and he's going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don't you just go on to bed and get the rest you need?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]3rd year[/B]--"Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest. I'll bring you something--do we have any canned soup around here?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]4th year[/B]--"No sense wearing yourself out when you're under the weather. When you finish those dishes and the kids' baths and get them to bed, you ought to go to bed yourself!" (my personal favorite)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]5th year[/B]--"Why don't you take a couple aspirin?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]6th year[/B]--"You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]7th year[/B]--"For Pete's sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You'd better pick up some tissues while you're at the store."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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