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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 796115" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">I never knew this.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">Wonder no more ! ! ! </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">The penguin is very committed to its family and will </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">members of the family and social circle have been </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">The male penguins then gather in a circle </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">around the fresh grave and sing: </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">"Freeze a jolly good fellow"</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">"Freeze a jolly good fellow." </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="color: black">"Then they kick him in the ice hole." </span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 796115, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]I never knew this.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]Wonder no more ! ! ! [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]The penguin is very committed to its family and will [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]members of the family and social circle have been [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]The male penguins then gather in a circle [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]around the fresh grave and sing: [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]"Freeze a jolly good fellow"[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]"Freeze a jolly good fellow." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=lucida console][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black][B][FONT=Candara][COLOR=black]"Then they kick him in the ice hole." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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