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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 801327" data-attributes="member: 1246">Sweet Tea......&nbsp;A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...Doctor: &quot;What happened?&quot;Woman: &quot;Doctor,&nbsp; I don&#039;t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.&quot;Doctor: &quot;I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk,&nbsp; just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don&#039;t swallow.&nbsp; Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor.&quot;Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.Woman:&nbsp; &quot;Doctor,&nbsp; that was a brilliant idea.&nbsp; Every time my husband came home drunk,&nbsp; I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn&#039;t touch me!&quot;Doctor:&nbsp; &quot;I&#039;m not really surprised.&nbsp; You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 801327, member: 1246"] [I][B]Sweet Tea......[/B][/I] [I][B]A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...[/B][/I][B][I] [I]Doctor: "What happened?"[/I] [I]Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."[/I] [I]Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."[/I] [I]Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.[/I] [I]Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"[/I] [I]Doctor: "I'm not really surprised. You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"[/I][/I][/B] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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