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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 803395" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He replied, 'No money in the bank.'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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