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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 803912" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If Women Ruled the World... </span></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would get reputations for sleeping around.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All toilet seats would be nailed down.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year-olds.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.</span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.</span></li> </ul></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 803912, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]If Women Ruled the World... [LIST] [*]Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. [*]Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. [*]PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. [*]Men would get reputations for sleeping around. [*]Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. [*]A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. [*]Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. [*]Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. [*]"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. [*]Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. [*]Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. [*]Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks." [*]Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. [*]Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. [*]Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." [*]Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. [*]Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. [*]All toilet seats would be nailed down. [*]Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. [*]TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. [*]All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. [*]During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year-olds. [*]Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. [*]After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. [*]For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. [/LIST][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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