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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 806722" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Parenting the Amish teen.............</p><p> </p><p>Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family.Here's a list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.</p><p></p><p>-Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.</p><p>-In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.</p><p>-Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.</p><p>-He's wearing his big black hat backwards.</p><p>-His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."</p><p>-Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."</p><p>-You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.</p><p>-Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."</p><p>-Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.</p><p>-When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh." <a href="http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=696" target="_blank">http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=696</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 806722, member: 1246"] Parenting the Amish teen............. Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family.Here's a list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble. -Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m. -In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. -Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup. -He's wearing his big black hat backwards. -His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." -Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." -You come upon his secret stash of colored socks. -Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening." -Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese. -When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh." [URL="http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=696"][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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