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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 808199" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: red">MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell said that conservatives were trying to "appropriate" Ronald Reagan. Andrea, that's like accusing someone of stealing their own car. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">During an interview on MSNBC, Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said "It's the government's job to redistribute". Ah, yes. The Constitution's infamous "spread the wealth around" clause. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">President Obama is giving a speech in Michigan on Thursday which is billed as being "open to the public by invitation only." I guess that makes sense, considering his idea of health care reform was to create government-controlled free markets. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">First Lady Michelle Obama defended her fattening Super Bowl party menu by saying that her healthy eating crusade is about "balance". Well, balance is fine, but we don't need the government in charge of the scale. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">During a press conference, First Lady Michelle Obama announced that the President has finally quit smoking. I knew this was coming when he raised the tobacco tax. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">A Canadian woman is suing US Border agents, claiming she was abused for failing to disclose that she had raspberries in her car. Good thing it wasn't a cheesebuger. Michelle Obama would've had her thrown in Gitmo. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">Keith Olbermann said his new show on Current TV will be an "improved, amplified and stronger version" of his show on MSNBC. Great idea. Because when your neighbor's yippy dog keeps you up all night barking, the obvious solution is to get him a megaphone. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer complained that Republicans were "blindly swinging a meat ax to the budget". Maybe it's because the Democrats blindly fattened it like a Christmas goose. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">During House testimony, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said the threat of terrorism is at "its most heightened state" since the 9/11 attacks. Wish we could say the same about our confidence in the Department of Homeland Security. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">During a House hearing, a frustrated Republican Congressman asked the head of the EPA, "do you believe in the law of supply and demand?" You'd think more liberals would, since it's not actually written in the Constitution. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 808199, member: 1246"] [COLOR=red]MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell said that conservatives were trying to "appropriate" Ronald Reagan. Andrea, that's like accusing someone of stealing their own car. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]During an interview on MSNBC, Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said "It's the government's job to redistribute". Ah, yes. The Constitution's infamous "spread the wealth around" clause. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]President Obama is giving a speech in Michigan on Thursday which is billed as being "open to the public by invitation only." I guess that makes sense, considering his idea of health care reform was to create government-controlled free markets. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]First Lady Michelle Obama defended her fattening Super Bowl party menu by saying that her healthy eating crusade is about "balance". Well, balance is fine, but we don't need the government in charge of the scale. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]During a press conference, First Lady Michelle Obama announced that the President has finally quit smoking. I knew this was coming when he raised the tobacco tax. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]A Canadian woman is suing US Border agents, claiming she was abused for failing to disclose that she had raspberries in her car. Good thing it wasn't a cheesebuger. Michelle Obama would've had her thrown in Gitmo. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Keith Olbermann said his new show on Current TV will be an "improved, amplified and stronger version" of his show on MSNBC. Great idea. Because when your neighbor's yippy dog keeps you up all night barking, the obvious solution is to get him a megaphone. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer complained that Republicans were "blindly swinging a meat ax to the budget". Maybe it's because the Democrats blindly fattened it like a Christmas goose. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]During House testimony, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said the threat of terrorism is at "its most heightened state" since the 9/11 attacks. Wish we could say the same about our confidence in the Department of Homeland Security. [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]During a House hearing, a frustrated Republican Congressman asked the head of the EPA, "do you believe in the law of supply and demand?" You'd think more liberals would, since it's not actually written in the Constitution. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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