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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 808873" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their "soon-to-be" new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> Without skipping a beat the old timer said, "Must be doing well...only two left." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"> Moral: DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 808873, member: 1246"] [SIZE=3]Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their "soon-to-be" new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." [/SIZE][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] Without skipping a beat the old timer said, "Must be doing well...only two left." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [LEFT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] Moral: DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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