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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 810534" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">In my next life...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">...I'm gonna be a bear.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I could deal with that.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I could deal with that, too.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">If you're a bear, you birth your children while you're sleeping (who are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I could deal with that in a big way.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. </span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Yup...gonna be a bear. </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 810534, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Verdana]In my next life...[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]...I'm gonna be a bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]If you're a bear, you birth your children while you're sleeping (who are the size of walnuts) and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could deal with that in a big way.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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