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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 811799" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CHURCH IS AT THE FRONT OF THE TECHNOLOGY CURVE...........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10. Your pastor podcasts his sermons.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. Your custodian has been replaced by a Roomba robot vacuum.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. There are personal video monitors in every pew.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. Every child in the nursery and Sunday School has been tagged with a GPS device so no one ever gets lost.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. Your youth pastors make all the teenagers use 24-hour webcams to prevent backsliding.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. For the offering, your church accepts VISA, MasterCard, and PayPal.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. The communion wafers are loaded with nanotechnology that wipe out sinful thoughts.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. Both your choir and worship band are one guy with a synthesizer, a sequencer, and a vocal harmonizer.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. No one actually attends anymore. Everyone worships together in an online chat room.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR CHURCH IS AT THE FRONT OF THE TECHNOLOGY CURVE?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. Your pastor has been replaced with an iGod. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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