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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 813143" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Getting a job with the FBI.... </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The FBI had an opening for an assassin.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">metal door and handed him a gun.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">what the circumstances.</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... . .</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kill her!!'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">my wife.'</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Take your wife and go home.'</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">The second man was given the same instructions.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Take your wife and go home.'</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040">Finally, it was the woman's turn.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun was loaded with blanks' she said. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><strong><strong>MORAL:</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000040"><strong><strong>Women are crazy. Don't mess with them</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 813143, member: 1246"] [FONT=bookman old style][FONT=times new roman][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial][B]Getting a job with the FBI.... [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]The FBI had an opening for an assassin.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]metal door and handed him a gun.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]what the circumstances.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... . .[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Kill her!!'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]my wife.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]Take your wife and go home.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]The second man was given the same instructions.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]Take your wife and go home.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040]Finally, it was the woman's turn.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun was loaded with blanks' she said. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial]'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040][B][B]MORAL:[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000040][B][B]Women are crazy. Don't mess with them[/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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