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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 814368" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Dogs Don't Understand</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9. No, it's my food....Oh all right then, just a small piece. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 814368, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Dogs Don't Understand[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.[/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]9. No, it's my food....Oh all right then, just a small piece. [/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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