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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 814617" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Senior sense...........</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> Don't "mess" with Seniors! This is another one on the lighter side.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">flight.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">over on them easily.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">declines and tries to catch a few winks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">$5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">you $500.00," he says.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">agrees to play the game.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The lawyer asks the first question. "What's thedistance from the Earth</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">to the Moon?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">with three legs, and comes down with four?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Net.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">$500.00 and goes right back to sleep.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">down with four?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">back to sleep.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 814617, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma]Senior sense...........[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] Don't "mess" with Seniors! This is another one on the lighter side. A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's thedistance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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