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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 815170" data-attributes="member: 1246">Retirement......&nbsp;1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn&#039;t concentrate.&nbsp;2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn&#039;t hack it, so they gave me the axe.&nbsp;3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn&#039;t suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.&nbsp;4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.&nbsp;5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn&#039;t have the thyme.&nbsp;6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn&#039;t cut the mustard.&nbsp;7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn&#039;t noteworthy.&nbsp;8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn&#039;t have any patience.&nbsp;9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn&#039;t fit in.&nbsp;10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn&#039;t live on my net income.&nbsp;11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.&nbsp;12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn&#039;t fit for the job.&nbsp;13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there wasno future in it.&nbsp;14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.&nbsp;15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I&#039;M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 815170, member: 1246"] Retirement...... [FONT=Times New Roman]1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]no future in it.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.[/FONT] [COLOR=red][FONT=Times New Roman]15. SO, I TRIED [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Times New Roman]Retirement [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=red][FONT=Times New Roman]AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB![/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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