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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 815749" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">what she would like to say about Ole.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died'?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">must say something more."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So Lena pondered</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for a few minutes and finally said, "OK. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 815749, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial]Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole. Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died." The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died'? Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more." So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "OK. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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