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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 819964" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Snotty Receptionist........</p><p></p><p>Yesterday, I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate</p><p>exam. </p><p>Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone</p><p>under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... </p><p></p><p>The waiting room was filled with patients. </p><p></p><p>As I approached the receptionist's desk, </p><p>I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked</p><p>like a Sumo wrestler. </p><p>I gave her my name. </p><p></p><p>In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, </p><p></p><p>"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; </p><p>YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" </p><p> </p><p>All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to</p><p>look at me, </p><p>a now very embarrassed man. </p><p></p><p>But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice</p><p>replied,</p><p></p><p>'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, </p><p>BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."</p><p></p><p>The room erupted in applause! </p><p></p><p>DON'T MESS WITH OLD GUYS</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 819964, member: 1246"] The Snotty Receptionist........ Yesterday, I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD GUYS [/QUOTE]
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