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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 822851" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.</span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. </span></span></em></strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Jay Leno</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask</strong></span></span></em><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">. </span></span></em></strong></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Jay Leno</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. </strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Conan O'Brien</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: A fund raiser.</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Jay Leno</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. </strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--David Letterman</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: America !</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Jimmy Fallon</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: Bo has papers.</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--Jimmy Kimmel</strong></span></span></em></p><p> </p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.</strong></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: black"><strong>--David Letterman</strong></span></span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 822851, member: 1246"] [B][I][COLOR=#424200][FONT=sans-serif]You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][FONT=sans-serif]The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Jay Leno[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][B][I][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Jay Leno[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Conan O'Brien[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: A fund raiser.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Jay Leno[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. [/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--David Letterman[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: America ![/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Jimmy Fallon[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: Bo has papers.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--Jimmy Kimmel[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=maroon][B]Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#400080][B]A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=black][B]--David Letterman[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/I] [/QUOTE]
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