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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 827221" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><u>Sign's Location...What The Sign Says</u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><u></u></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><u></u>Maternity Clothes Shop - We are open on Labor Day.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Non-smoking area - If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">On a Front Door - Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Optometrist's Office - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Taxidermist Window - We really know our stuff.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Podiatrist's Window - Time wounds all heels.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Muffler Shop - No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Sign on Fence - Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Car Dealership - The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">In an office - We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Garbage Truck - We've got what it takes to take what you've got.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Computer Store - Out for a quick byte</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Diner Window - Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Bowling Alley - Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cafeteria - Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Music Library - Bach in a minuet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Funeral Home - Drive carefully, we'll wait.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Electricians Truck - Let us remove your shorts.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Butcher's Window - Pleased to meat you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Veterinarians Waiting Room - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 827221, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][U]Sign's Location...What The Sign Says [/U]Maternity Clothes Shop - We are open on Labor Day. Non-smoking area - If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Front Door - Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. Optometrist's Office - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. Taxidermist Window - We really know our stuff. Podiatrist's Window - Time wounds all heels. Muffler Shop - No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. Sign on Fence - Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. Car Dealership - The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment. In an office - We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. Garbage Truck - We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Computer Store - Out for a quick byte Diner Window - Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. Bowling Alley - Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Cafeteria - Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. Music Library - Bach in a minuet. Funeral Home - Drive carefully, we'll wait. Electricians Truck - Let us remove your shorts. Butcher's Window - Pleased to meat you. Veterinarians Waiting Room - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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