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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 827640" data-attributes="member: 1246">Hockey Jokes....&nbsp;Three Maple Leafs fans were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and might miss the playoffs.&quot;I blame the manager&quot; said the first, &quot;if he would sign new players then we could have a great team&quot;.&quot;I blame the players&quot; said the second, &quot;if they made more effort I am sure we would score more goals&quot;.&quot;I blame my parents&quot;, added the third, &quot; if I&#039;d been born in another city I&#039;d be supporting a decent team!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;The Ottawa Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Ottawa. For the first offence, they give you two Ottawa Senators tickets. If you are stopped a second time, they make you use them. An Ottawa Senators hockey fan was driving home from work and he passed by a local priest. He stops and offers him a lift. The priest thanks him kindly and together they proceed to the church to drop the priest off. On the way they pass a man walking his dog on the other side of the road; on closer inspection the man was seen to be wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. Now the driver hated the Maple Leafs and suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to run his car into him. He put his foot down on the accelerator and tried to hit him. At the last minute the Maple Leafs fan jumped out of the way. The driver of the car heard a bang but he was sure he&#039;d missed him. The two men proceeded to the church in silence and the Ottawa Senators fan pulled up and said, &quot;Look Father, I&#039;m really sorry about that incident back there. I don&#039;t know what came over me, can you forgive me father?&quot; The Priest replied &quot;Of course I can forgive you my son; I got him with the car door.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 827640, member: 1246"] Hockey Jokes.... Three Maple Leafs fans were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and might miss the playoffs. "I blame the manager" said the first, "if he would sign new players then we could have a great team". "I blame the players" said the second, "if they made more effort I am sure we would score more goals". "I blame my parents", added the third, " if I'd been born in another city I'd be supporting a decent team!" The Ottawa Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Ottawa. For the first offence, they give you two Ottawa Senators tickets. If you are stopped a second time, they make you use them. An Ottawa Senators hockey fan was driving home from work and he passed by a local priest. He stops and offers him a lift. The priest thanks him kindly and together they proceed to the church to drop the priest off. On the way they pass a man walking his dog on the other side of the road; on closer inspection the man was seen to be wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. Now the driver hated the Maple Leafs and suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to run his car into him. He put his foot down on the accelerator and tried to hit him. At the last minute the Maple Leafs fan jumped out of the way. The driver of the car heard a bang but he was sure he'd missed him. The two men proceeded to the church in silence and the Ottawa Senators fan pulled up and said, "Look Father, I'm really sorry about that incident back there. I don't know what came over me, can you forgive me father?" The Priest replied "Of course I can forgive you my son; I got him with the car door." [/QUOTE]

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