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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 828049" data-attributes="member: 1246">Hockey Jokes......&nbsp;He cannot tell a lie ... A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she&#039;s a BIG Flyers fan. She&#039;s really excited about it and asks the kids if they&#039;re Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Dougie.. the teacher looks at Dougie and says, &quot;Doug, you&#039;re not a Flyers fan?&quot; He says, &quot;Nope, I&#039;m a Leafs fan!&quot; She says, &quot;Well why are you a Leafs fan and not a Flyers fan?&quot; to which Dougie replies, &quot;Well, my mom is a Leafs fan, and my dad is a Leafs fan, so I&#039;m a Leafs fan.&quot; The teacher&#039;s not real happy. She&#039;s a little hot under the collar. She says, &quot;Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a maroon, then what would you be?!&quot; Dougie says, &quot;Then I&#039;d be a Flyers fan!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Last Time The Leafs Won A Stanley Cup, Most Leafs Fans Were In Diapers. The Next Time The Leafs Win A Cup Those Same Fans Will Once Again Be In Diapers!! &nbsp;What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common?They both look good until they hit the ice!Why do Bruins fans drink from a saucer?Because the cup&#039;s always in Montreal!What&#039;s the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?A bra has 2 cups!Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?It&#039;s the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!&nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 828049, member: 1246"] Hockey Jokes...... He cannot tell a lie ... [FONT=Arial]A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Flyers fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Flyers fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and say they are too, except ONE kid named Dougie.. the teacher looks at Dougie and says, "Doug, you're not a Flyers fan?" He says, "Nope, I'm a Leafs fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Leafs fan and not a Flyers fan?" to which Dougie replies, "Well, my mom is a Leafs fan, and my dad is a Leafs fan, so I'm a Leafs fan." The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a maroon, then what would you be?!" Dougie says, "Then I'd be a Flyers fan!" The Last Time The Leafs Won A Stanley Cup, Most Leafs Fans Were In Diapers. The Next Time The Leafs Win A Cup Those Same Fans Will Once Again Be In Diapers!! What do the Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice! Why do Bruins fans drink from a saucer? Because the cup's always in Montreal! What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra? A bra has 2 cups! Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto? It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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