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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 828366" data-attributes="member: 1246">Shoulda Said&nbsp; &nbsp;This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.&nbsp; &#039;&#039;Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Dogs can&#039;t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does,&nbsp; I&#039;ll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your butt.&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Okay,&#039;&#039; says the guy. He turns to his dog. &#039;&#039;Okay fella.&nbsp; Tell me -- what is on top of a house?&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Roof!&#039;&#039; The man turns and smiles at the bartender. &#039;&#039;THAT ain&#039;t talking! Any dog can bark!&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Ruff!&quot; &#039;&#039;What the hell you tryin&#039; to pull mister?&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Okay, okay,&quot; says the man. &quot;One more question please. Okay buddy,&nbsp; tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?&#039;&#039; &quot;Ruth.&quot; The bartender beats the heck out of the guy and throws onto the&nbsp; sidewalk outside of the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. The dog stands up and looks at the guyand says&nbsp; &quot;Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 828366, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Verdana]Shoulda Said [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I get to kick your butt.'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Okay,'' says the guy. He turns to his dog. ''Okay fella. Tell me -- what is on top of a house?'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Roof!'' The man turns and smiles at the bartender. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''THAT ain't talking! Any dog can bark!'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Ruff!" [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''What the hell you tryin' to pull mister?'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] ''Okay, okay," says the man. "One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?'' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] "Ruth." [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080] The bartender beats the heck out of the guy and throws onto the sidewalk outside of the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]The dog stands up and looks at the guyand says "Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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