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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 829056" data-attributes="member: 1246">Translations for men&#039;s language...........&nbsp;These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say......&nbsp;&quot;IT&#039;S A GUY THING&quot;Translated:* &quot;There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.&quot;&quot;CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?&quot;Translated:* &quot;Why isn&#039;t it already on the table?&quot;&quot;UH HUH,&quot; &quot;SURE, HONEY,&quot; OR &quot;YES, DEAR&quot;Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It&#039;s a conditioned response.&quot;IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN&quot;Translated:* &quot;I have no idea how it works.&quot;&quot;TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU&#039;RE WORKING TOO HARD.&quot;Translated:* &quot;I can&#039;t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.&quot;&quot;THAT&#039;S INTERESTING, DEAR.&quot;Translated:* &quot;Are you still talking?&quot;&quot;YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.&quot;Translated:* &quot;I remember the theme song to &#039;friend Troop,&#039; the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every carI&#039;ve ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.&quot;&quot;OH, DON&#039;T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT&#039;S NO BIG DEAL.&quot;Translated:* &quot;I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I&#039;m hurt.&quot;&quot;HEY, I&#039;VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I&#039;M DOING.&quot;Translated:* &quot;And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.&quot;&quot;I CAN&#039;T FIND IT.&quot;Translated:* &quot;It didn&#039;t fall into my outstretched hands, so I&#039;m completely clueless.&quot;&quot;WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?&quot;Translated:* &quot;What did you catch me at?&quot;&quot;I&#039;M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.&quot;Translated:* &quot;No one will ever see us alive again.&quot;&quot;WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.&quot;Translated:* &quot;I make the messes; she cleans them up.&quot; <a href="http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=714" target="_blank">http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=714</a></blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 829056, member: 1246"] Translations for men's language........... These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...... "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated:* "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated:* "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'friend Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated:* "What did you catch me at?" "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up." [URL="http://www.dailyhaha.com/jokes_view.asp?ID=714"][/URL] [/QUOTE]

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