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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 831458" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">  </span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Putin</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes.  When he was finished, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">the devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">wrote him a check.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">talked for 30 minutes.  When she was finished the devil informed her </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">that the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours.  When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The devil smiled and replied:  </span></span><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Unicode MS'">�</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>

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