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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 836809" data-attributes="member: 1246">Off the wall Funny..........&nbsp;&nbsp;My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that!? 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums.&nbsp;The popemobile: Because nothing says &quot;I have faith in God&quot; like 4 inches of bulletproof glass.&nbsp;I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out&nbsp;My friend Carlos had his Car stolen, so now we just call him Los.&nbsp;S.O.B.E.R.&nbsp; = Son Of a Bitch Everything&#039;s Real&nbsp;The question asked &quot;have you ever been convicted of a crime&quot; followed by &quot;explain why&quot;....so I put &quot;no&quot; and &quot;good lawyers&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;What has four legs and squeeks? My bed if you want it to.&nbsp;If you ever get pulled over by the police and they ask &quot;Do you know why I pulled you over?&quot; Its not wise to answer with &quot;Why? Have you already forgotten?&quot;&nbsp;Four in the morning my neighbour&#039;s car alarm went off.Scared me so bad I dropped my tools.&nbsp;I have the body of a god.Unfortunately it&#039;s Buddha.&nbsp;Don&#039;t you hate that awkward moment when you go through metal detectors in the airport and your abs of steal set them off.&nbsp;Let&#039;s celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone&#039;s house and telling them we live there now.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 836809, member: 1246"] Off the wall Funny.......... [FONT=Georgia][B]My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that!? 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]The popemobile: Because nothing says "I have faith in God" like 4 inches of bulletproof glass.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]My friend Carlos had his Car stolen, so now we just call him Los.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]S.O.B.E.R. = Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real[/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Georgia]The question asked "have you ever been convicted of a crime" followed by "explain why"....so I put "no" and "good lawyers"[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Georgia][B]What has four legs and squeeks? My bed if you want it to.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]If you ever get pulled over by the police and they ask "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Its not wise to answer with "Why? Have you already forgotten?"[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]Four in the morning my neighbour's car alarm went off.[/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Georgia]Scared me so bad I dropped my tools.[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Georgia][B]I have the body of a god.[/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Georgia]Unfortunately it's Buddha.[/FONT][/B] [FONT=Georgia][B]Don't you hate that awkward moment when you go through metal detectors in the airport and your abs of steal set them off.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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